Chocolate Cows

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Chocolate Cows is where chocolate milk comes from.

Previously thought to be a victim of Al Gore's global warming, a few herds of chocolate cows are believed to still be around.

Contents 1 Origins 2 Diet 3 Breeds 4 Predators

[edit] Origins

Chocolate cows were created when the Council of Doom put a herd of cows in a special room made just for tanning with nothing to eat but cocoa beans. The cows were forced to stay in this room for 3 months. This herd has come to be known as Alpha Prime, or the first herd of chocolate cows.

[edit] Diet

Cocoa Beans, lots and lots of cocoa beans...

[edit] Breeds

There is only one breed.

[edit] Predators

The only predators know are Squirrels. Measures have been taken, such as sending all the non-kamikazee squirrels to hell.

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