Chief Executive Officer

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The Chief Executive Officer (CEO) is the boss of a company. He tells everyone what to do. The CEO can not be bothered by the day to day operations of the company and must focus his energy on playing golf and structuring deals to raise his stock option value. That's why the CEO is the God of the company.

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[edit] Who Can Become A CEO?

Only men can become CEOs. Being God is a man's job, not a girl's. Girls can be secretaries, but not bosses.

[edit] What Education Does A CEO Need?

A CEO is always in charge, so he will decide if he needs an education and how much of one he needs.

[edit] Where Do CEOs Work?

CEOs work at the very top of their company's building. Sometimes the CEO works out of his house. Sometimes CEOs take vacations. These vacations can last anywhere from 10-15 years.

[edit] How Much Money Do CEOs Make?

The amount of money a CEO makes depends on how much money his company makes. If the company makes a lot of money, the CEO makes lots of money. Interestingly, if the company loses a lot of money, the CEO still makes lots of money.

Also, if a CEO makes a lot of money, nixo facto the company must have made a lot of money be very successful!

In 2009, money-number nerds discovered that CEOs make 1/3 of all money in the US! Where's your recession now, hippie?!

[edit] Famous CEOs

[edit] Honorary Dickish CEOs

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