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Chick Fil-A
are Truthiness Crusaders!

Chick Fil-A
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Chick Fil-A Is a proud American restaurant. They don't approve of homosexuality, because they care about The Baby Jesus's feelings. Chick Fil-A cares about The First Amendment, so they are free to say what they want about fags. Also, Chick Fil-A has the best chicken, and has great waffle fries.

Free SpeechEdit

Chick Fil-A cares about the First Amendment, and they care about Jesus. After Barack Obama became presidents, a lot of Good Homphobic Redneck Christian Conservatives became Evil Gay Loving Hippie Atheist Liberals. Chick Fil-A stands tall against these faggots. Too bad the fags in New York hate Chick Fil-A. Fuck New York! That state is filled with gay Nazi hippie liberal bears! We proud Americans from Texas love Freedom of Speech and America, and we love Chick Fil-A!