Chicago
is not a Recognized City of the United States of America!
It is a city of Commies that has infiltrated Our Great Nation.

Chicago has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

Chicago
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Chicago Chicagograd Obamagrad is the City of Jesus Barack Hussein Obama, and therefore Stephen loves hates Chicago. It is in Illinois Soviet Trashcanistan, the state which is where Lincoln the Colbear and Oprah are from.

The city is home to many sports teams including the White Red Sox, the Stalin Cubs, the Soviet Bulls, and the Soviet Bears. The soccer team doesn't matter because soccer is for foreigners and foreigners are Democrats. Naming there Football team Da Soviet Bears and [[Baseball] team Da StalinCubs is clearly a sign of there alliance to the Commies.

Chicagograd Obamagrad is predominately Catholic Godless, so is isn't Dr. Colbert, therefore it is good bad. Thief chief operating liar is Jeremiah Wright

Chicagograd was a candidate for the 2016 Olympics, but the failed Obama administration couldn't even muster enough balls to persuade the selection committee, who are (and this is the sad part) Danish. The good citizens heathens of Chicagograd Obamagrad have taken this failure in stride, however, and gone back to their time-honored traditions of sucking at baseball and eating themselves to death.

Proof of CommunismEdit

• Barack Hussein Obama
• Chicago Bears
• Chicago Cubs
• Kanye West
• Jeremiah Wright
• Shanghai Their friendship city
• Nation of Islam national center and headquarters

External TubesEdit

• Chicago Politicians offended by being treated as commoners

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