Chicago
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Chicago is the City of Jesus, therefore Stephen loves Chicago. It is in Illinois, the state which is where Lincoln and Oprah are from. The city is home to many sports teams including the White Sox, the Cubs, the Bulls, and the Bears. The soccer team doesn't matter because soccer is for foreigners and foreigners are Democrats. Chicago is predominately Catholic, so is Dr. Colbert, therefore it is good. Chicago is a candidate for the 2016 Olympics. How amazing would it be for Chicago to host the olympics in the same year Stephen Colbert gets elected president?
