Cpl. Chesty XII

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Cpl. Chesty XII!

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Cpl. Chesty XII
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.

Corporal Chesty XII (Named for Lt. General Lewis "Chesty" Puller, the most decorated U.S. Marine in history) The U.S. Marine Corps Mascot is an English Bulldog with gigantic balls. He pisses on Liberals and pussies while consuming a diet consisting solely of ground terrorists.

Chesty FactsEdit

• Chesty retired 25 July 2008, he now resides near Quantico, Virginia and spends his days sunning his belly and humping bitches.
• He is succeded by Private Chesty XIII.
• Loves snacking on bear jerky.
• Can beat up the Navy mascot goat, Bill XXXI.
• Is a chest" man.

See AlsoEdit

• Chesty Puller
• Marines

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is Very Manly™.

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