Lieutenant General Lewis "Chesty" Puller was a U.S. Marine whose balls served as giant vats of liquified American resolve. He was also the most decorated Marine in history. No sir, theres no doubt about it - Chesty definitely would have never agreed to any form of surrenderery in Iraq. That would surely be retreat, and hell, he just got there.
Fun Chesty FactsEdit
- Take a look at him, the only thing he thought was fun, was kicking ass and banging ho's.
- Because they have huge balls and are really ugly, the US Marine Corps mascot, an English Bulldog. Is named for him.
- Once drank a gallon of warm Chinese blood for breakfast.
- Jack Bauers Grandfather
- Chuck Norris's Father
- This man is Gods body gaurd! He earns and burns, snaps necks and cashes checks!!!
- He dosent take showers, He takes blood baths.
- Only man that can sky dive with no parachute.
- Once ate the heart of dead man for fun.
- Killed a man by THROWING a bullet at him.