Chesty Puller

shows the proper respect America's Military deserves

Chesty Puller
Was an Enemy of Satan and a Pinnacle of Freedom here on earth.
Sadly, Chesty Puller has moved to The Baby Jesus's Secret Island Home
in Heaven to continue the fight by his side. Be scared Satan!

Chesty Puller
is a red-blooded American Hero!

Congratulations
Chesty Puller!

You've got brass ones!

Lieutenant General Lewis "Chesty" Puller was a U.S. Marine whose balls served as giant vats of liquified American resolve. He was also the most decorated Marine in history. No sir, theres no doubt about it - Chesty definitely would have never agreed to any form of surrenderery in Iraq. That would surely be retreat, and hell, he just got there.

Fun Chesty FactsEdit

• Take a look at him, the only thing he thought was fun, was kicking ass and banging ho's.
• Because they have huge balls and are really ugly, the US Marine Corps mascot, an English Bulldog. Is named for him.
• Once drank a gallon of warm Chinese blood for breakfast.
• Jack Bauers Grandfather
• Chuck Norris's Father
• This man is Gods body gaurd! He earns and burns, snaps necks and cashes checks!!!
• He dosent take showers, He takes blood baths.
• Only man that can sky dive with no parachute.
• Once ate the heart of dead man for fun.
• Killed a man by THROWING a bullet at him.

See Also Edit

• United States Marine Corps
• Chesty the Bulldog

External TubeEdit

• Chesty's Balls

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