Cher
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when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
Poster Child for Gay
Trying to duplicate her success with gay men, Cher adopts the lesbian Mullet
Cher has been a Pop Music Icon since the 1960's when she was statutorily raped by her late ex-husband and Pedophile Svengali Mentor, Sonny Bono. Cher is the reigning Diva of Las Vegas and the Patron Saint of Drag Queens, Sluts and Whores Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.
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[edit] Music
A Pedophillic Pop Music duet from the 1960's and 70's
- Half of the hippie Pop Music duet "Sonny and Cher."
[edit] Movies and TV
[edit] Fun Cher Facts
- Listening to her music will make you Gay.
- Playing it backwards will make you Straight.
- Has bumped clams with Charlie's Angel, Jaqueline Smith.
- And Madonna
- Was the inspiration for Gore Vidal's "Myra Breckenridge."
- Is a Dominatrix.
- Is adored and emulated world wide by Homosexuals.
- Eclipes Madonna as the most Promiscuous woman in the Universe.
- In an attempt to explain her huge nose, purported to being a Native American, who are Real Americans and cool. in Truthiness, she is Armenian, who are all dirty, smelly and criminal Unamericans.
- Had a foursome backstage at the 2004 Grammy Awards with Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson and Vern Troyer.
- Sucked the life essence from rocker Duane Allman
- And his brother, Gregg.
- And Sonny.
- Is obviously a Vampire
[edit] See Also
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