Cheese
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Cheese is only one of the greatest foods ever made. It is sometimes added to a BLT. But then it wouldn't be the amazing American treat that the BLT is...it would become the BLCT...eh, which is odd and Frenchy... and should be burned at the steak...preferably while roasting a good American steak.
Pheromones are in American cheese - which comes from Wisconsin. It is also a key ingredient in Macaroni and Cheese sandwiches.
Cheese was originally created by Jesus with his Amazing Jesus powers
The French from France have created a radioactive and dangerous food which they have also called cheese to confuse the innocent. Luckily the strong and repugnant odor of French "cheese" distinguished it from true, American cheese.
