Che Guevara

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Che Guevara
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Isn't that the singer from Rage Against the Machine?

Che Guevara, or "the guy from Rage Against the Machine," was a dirty, dirty commie. Luckily he was hunted and killed by those who love freedom. After death, his life long dream of being used to make great profit for large corporations was fulfilled, and his face is plastered all over Hot Topics and coffee mugs the world over to remind people how awesome communism is, for the price of $20.

Born in Argentina After failing out of nursing school, Guevara was a leader in the socialist movement in South America to extend free universal medicare to all. He served in Fidel Castro's cabinet as Minister of Health.

For this reason, he was hunted down in Bolivia and summarily executed by US-backed forces his last words being don't kill me I'll rim you all night long!!!!!

He starred in the film The Motorcycle Diaries, a Disney film about a small unnoticed motorcycle who had alot of heart.

[edit] Legacy

[edit] Anti-Communist, Pro-Capitalist Forces Battling His Legacy

Commies have Che… We have Stephen…!














[edit] Pro-Communist, Anti-Capitalist Forces Working To Continue His Legacy

Che's granddaughter captured by PETA!



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