Chastity Bono
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Chaz is extremely excited about trading in her Strap On for "The Real Thing."
Chaz, following in the steps of her
Chastity Chaz Bono, is the lesbian daughter heterosexual son of music legends Liberal Elitist and skiing champion Sonny Bono and Drag queen Cher.
A devout Lesbian for over twenty years, Chastity Chaz has come out (again) and stated, "...I want a Penis..." This initial statement prompted Pat Buchanan to joyfully comment, "See, I told you there was a Gay/Cure!
Then the other shoe high heel boot dropped. She wants HER OWN penis, surgically attached.
Years of clam bumping have caused a case of terminal Penis Envy. She has announced in a news conference she wants is compelled to become a man Manly Transsexual . Making her a true Lesbian For Dick.
This family is the zenith of Randomness and is completely FUBAR . They must be the descendants of Bears.
- Note from the Editor: I'm going to go hurl now... Someone else please finish this article.
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| THE WIKIALITY.COM GUIDE TO UnAmerican Sin | |
| Envy | Gluttony | Greed | Libre | 
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| Lust | Pride | Sloth | Wrath | Poverty | |
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