Charlie Sheen

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Only one part of Charlie Sheen's life is of any importance. Sheen was in the movie Red Dawn, in which he plays a teenager fighting evil Russians, Nicaraguans, Mexicans, Cubans, and other minority invaders in modern day Colorado. In the movie he dies; a deeply symbolic portrait of the loss of life neccessary to stop communists and other minorities from breeding.

Known also as "maSheen", Charlie believes that 911 was an inside job..or was that what he paid for down on Melrose last sunday. Mortal enemy is Richie Sambora.