Charlene
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[edit] Origin Story
Charlene was a woman Stephen Colbert dated in the '80s and it has been suggested she is Stephen's cousin.
She has since gotten married and may or may not have filed a restraining order against him. Regardless, some people still say that she and Stephen are destined to be together.
[edit] Song
Stephen's natural and quasi-legal love for Charlene was the inspiration for his song and music video entitled, "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)" by his 1980's band, Stephen and the Colberts.
Although it has been suggested by liberal whoremongers who want to bring down Colbert Nation that Stephen has "stalked" Charlene, there is no Truthiness to that claim. Stephen Colbert stalks no one! If Stephen wants a woman, she will throw herself at his feet! Examples include Charlene from Arlington, Virginia, who would willingly throw herself at any part of Stephen Colbert. There's still a chance! Husbands die all the time!
[edit] Film appearance
In the films The Rampaging Colbert and The Rampaging Colbert 2, Charlene is Colbert's girlfriend. She is portrayed by Jennifer Connelly in the film.
