Chairman Mao

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Contents 1 The Early Years 2 The Chairman of the Board 3 Nixo facto 4 See Also

[edit] The Early Years

Chairman Mao, an Asian, was born in Asia on December 12, 1915. As a child, Mao frequently found himself home alone after school. This time alone is when he discovered his amazing singing and womanizing abilities.

[edit] The Chairman of the Board

Mao gained fame with his hit song, "If I Were a Carpenter" when he was only six years old. The song was such a hit that the construction company 'Hammer and Sickle' gave Mao the honorary title of 'The Chairman of the Board.' In 1938 Mao was arrested by a New Jersey sheriff. He was charged with 'carrying on with a married woman™', his first hit in 17 years.

[edit] Nixo facto

Nixon never met him![1]

[edit] See Also

• Strom Thurmond
• Adolf Hitler
• Vladimir Lenin
• Josef Stalin
• Kim Jong-Il