Chairman Mao has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

"Chairman Mao"
may or may not be in Asia or good at math

The Early YearsEdit

Chairman Mao, an Asian, was born in Asia on December 12, 1915. As a child, Mao frequently found himself home alone after school. This time alone is when he discovered his amazing singing and womanizing abilities.

The Chairman of the BoardEdit

Mao gained fame with his hit song, "If I Were a Carpenter" when he was only six years old. The song was such a hit that the construction company 'Hammer and Sickle' gave Mao the honorary title of 'The Chairman of the Board.' In 1938 Mao was arrested by a New Jersey sheriff. He was charged with 'carrying on with a married woman™', his first hit in 17 years.

Nixo factoEdit

Nixon never met him![1]

See AlsoEdit

• Strom Thurmond
• Adolf Hitler
• Vladimir Lenin
• Josef Stalin
• Kim Jong-Il

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