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1. The process by which censors add excellent value to previously authored material, often improving it beyond recognition by its original authors or creators. Practitioners of Censorprovement are normally called Censorprovers, and are acknowledged to be among the truthiest people in America today - they are exercising their patriotic right to free speech by altering the free speech of others in order to bring it closer in line with the Censorprovers' own gut feelings. Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA heartily approves of Censorprovement so long as it brings the material closer to full truthiness.

2. Censorprovement ███▊██ █ ██████ ██ ███ typewriters ██████ ██ █████ ███ ████████ ██████ ████ █ ██ monkeys ████ ██ George W. Bush ████ ██ ██ and the vast Liberal ████ ██ ████ conspiracy-nuts ████ Enron ████████ ████ ██ nuclear holocaust immenent. ██████ ██ ██████ ███ ███████ Shakespearean insults ████ █████ █ ███ ██████ ████ ██████ a ████ ████ █████████ █ ██████ Capitol Hill callgirls ████ Hussein Obama. It's a general improvement, says Karl Rove.

Origin: Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. created this word to explain what Wal-Mart did to Green Day's album when they refused to sell it because it did not meet their standards, May 21, 2009Episode #562


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