Cello

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A cello is a musical instrument similar to a violin but, which is larger and played between the legs.

In 2009 due to confusion regarding whether or not Barack Hussein Obama deliberately failed the oath of America's Presidency, Yo-Yo Ma assumed the office of President of the United States of America in accordance with the Constitution, which states:

"Whoever commands the stage at twelve noon on the 20th day of January, following the election on the first November of the previous year shall be PresidentEpisode #502.

Upon completion of his inaugural song, Ma's cello chose itself as Vice President, also in accordance with the Constitution.

Hail to your vice-president!

[edit] Other Cellos

Most other cellos are unremarkable, satisfied with merely being bowed, slapped and twirled around by people who are not President or have ever been on TV.



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