Some people may ask, "Hey, this site is for Colbertians (Americans), what's with all this Canadian stuff anyways?"

We here at Wikiality.com are well aware of the Canadian pages on our site. But Heroes, please understand: we don't welcome them here, we only allow them here... so we can watch them! So, Heroes, rest assured, we at Wikiality.com have designated the items contained on this page as "Canadian" (read: too Canadian) so Americans can keep an eye on them.

And yes, there are black people in Canada. Just not in Manitoba, because they're just not tolerant.

Geddy Lee

Winnie The Pooh

Windsor, Ontario

Rush

Don Cherry

Canada

“Rick Merceris too Canadian, speak American, eh. Not quite girlie, not quite man,Rick Merceris...

Rick Mercer

Neil Young