The pages listed are woman who The Baby Jesus blessed with Uberhotness, yet they abandoned him, squandered their gift and have laid with Satan.

For some, like Jane Fonda, there can be no reprieve. For the rest Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. prays that they will see the error of their Un-American ways and return to a Righteous path.

Eva Longoria

Jessica Simpson

“Nicole Richiemakes The Baby Jesus sad.Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths...

Nicole Richie

“Susan Sarandon has earnedthe (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL...

Susan Sarandon

Britney Spears

“Halle BerryWas an Uber Hottie but has committed an act of Hottie Treason!She has angered Stephen...

Halle Berry

Pamela Anderson

“Natalie PortmanWas an Uber Hottie but has committed an act of Hottie Treason!She has angered...

Natalie Portman