Every American Town™ has at least one of these things. As Americans we should already know everything there is to know about them, but the terrorists don't.

And shouldn't.

Don't let any terrorist know about these pages.

“Crack Housecan be found in any all-American hometown! A Crack House is where certain people go...

Crack House

Bank

All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

City Hall

Public Library

“Courthousecan be found in any all-American hometown! A courthouse is where justice takes place.

Courthouse

“Public Utilitiescan be found in any all-American hometown! Public Utilities are quaint, old...

Public Utilities

“School Boardseeks to indoctrinate America's childrenwith anti-Christian teaching furthering the...

School Board