Carrie Prejean

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Carrie Prejean
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.
CONGRATULATIONS! By visiting
"Carrie Prejean"
you have been touched in a very special way.


Carrie Prejean is a smoking hot American Hero and a Real Christian who has joined the fight against The Gays!

Look at that sexy Real American body, how can a gay man say no to that???

Contents

[edit] Childhood

YES!

[edit] Crusade Against The Gays

YES!

[edit] A Prophet of God?????

YES!

[edit] The Future

Likely to include boners. and also... YES!

[edit] External Tubes

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