Carrie Prejean

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Carrie Prejean
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

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Carrie Prejean is a smoking hot American Hero and a Real Christian who has joined the fight against The Gays!

Look at that sexy Real American body, how can a gay man say no to that???

[edit] Childhood

YES!

[edit] Crusade Against The Gays

YES!

[edit] A Prophet of God?????

YES!

[edit] The Future

Likely to include boners. and also... YES!

[edit] External Tubes

• Our Majesty, Queen Prejean

• Prejean Vs Prejean: The story of her gay Satan worshiper sister

• God Was Testing Her Faith

• Carrie Prejean, a good Christian role model

• Real America defends that hot ass sweet and innocent Carrie against gay bullies

• Christian girls gone wild!

• Shocking more pictures of Ms. Prejean Nothing to see...

• Carrie Prejean -- FIRED! Carrie Prejean will spend more time with her family
• Carrie Prejean will publish new book
• America to build a Temple for Prejean to celebrate her hawtness, sexiness, and her prejudice piety, purity, and goodness
• Prejean meets miss Karma