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Carla Bernstein
has been a guest of The Colbert Report 2 times
and has been nailed each time.
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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Carla Bernstein
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!


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Carla Bernstein
composed at least one non-audiobook book.

Dustin Hoffman
Miss Carla Bernstein in an unguarded moment.

Carla Bernstein appeared on The Colbert Report on January 10, 2006 and again on June 6, 2007. (S)He is the transexual partner of pedophile, Bob Woodward.

None of this was known when they wrote the book All the President's Men, but all their dirty laundry is out now.

America can breathe a sigh of relief knowing they will be in prison very, very soon for all their crimes against America, The Baby Jesus and The Greatest President--EVER!

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Honored to be a return guest

628 pages

One page version: "A woman in charge: Bad idea."

Bernstein shacked (her)himself to this pony to see how far she runs. Rough ride.

Two-faced Janus. Or two-faced 'Janice'.

Hillary Clinton is like Shrek - perfectly focus grouped.

Hillary thought she was the inevitable Democratic nominee, but Obama might "evit" her.

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A Woman In Charge 628 pages

SC="bad idea"

Hillary is complicated

Started on book two years before she ran for senator (total eight years)

Two Hillaries

  1. roboto
  2. clinto

Privately drinks baby blood

Hillary is eager to prevent others from defining her

Hillary is inauthentic

Next book: eight years on Mike Gravel

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