Carbon Dioxide

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Carbon Dioxide
is science-related, sending it straight to hell.


Carbon Dioxide is just one of the harmless chemicals God bequeathed to the stewards of His Planet. It is a benign mixture of one dollop of carbon, which is the basis of all life, and two dollops of oxygen, which when combined cancel out its normally poisonous properties.

Despite the lies of the liberal media, carbon dioxide is not a bad thing; in factiness, plants love it and cows fart it out so how bad can it be!?

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