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C Street (also known as The Family) is a Real Religious Organization, not like those fake libural blaspheming christian ones that has Hippie Jesus as their savior. C Street worships the Real Jesus and Jesus wanted America to be The Greatest Nation in The World Ever!
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History of C Street
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According with C Street scholars, the church of Jesus was taken over by hippies and liburals that were teaching blasphemous lies and commie ideologies like "helping the poor, the sick, and the hungry" which goes against the tenants of Jesus' Bootstraps message!
A group of wise prophets decided that the hippie message was false and dangerous for Christians. The Real Prophets needed to restore Jesus's Real Message for all Christians or perish in Poverty Hell. The "Wise Prophets" discovered that Jesus left a "Secret Gospel" only worthy for Real Christians in America, so one day Real Americans could use his powerful Secret Gospel to make America The Greatest Nation on Earth! That way Heaven can buy all properties in America and bring Real Salvation into the world to make it into a better place!
This is a Great Miracle!!! Such a powerful Gospel, reserved for Real Americans only, was created even before America was ever born! Evidence of Divine Intervention!!
Who Can Join C Street?
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How Can I Join C Street?
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Duties
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Responsabilities
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Membership Fee
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C Street's Agenda
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C Street's Secret Agenda
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(Warning: If you are not a Real American, Do not Proceed)
- Attain Political Power at all cost so we can bring Jesus and the rapture to America!
- Lie, cheat, and steal in the Name of Jesus!
- Have as many
loverswives as possible, Jesus wants us to have many babies!
C Street is NOT a Cult
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Members of C Street
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Do Not Mess With The Family
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Really, you dont wanna mess with This Family...
External Tubes
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- C Street saves marriages
- C Street supports our troops
- Ensign leaves C street
- Socialist Government to Tax God's House!