CISPA has earned
the Al Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

CISPA
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!

CISPA, otherwise known as "Communist Internet Socialism Pissing on America" is a bill made by Barack Saddam Hussein Obama Bin Laden to take away freedom of the internet, and to make America a dictatorship. Some liberals may say The Greatest President Ever is responsible for CISPA. But real Americans know that Obama made that damn law.

If it passesEdit

If it passes, Freedom of Speech will die off, and we will have to say "Goodbye, Au Revoir, Adios, Auf Wiedersehen" (Whatever language you speak) to the First Amendment of the Constitution, and Canada and Europe will be the new Home of the Free and the Home of the Brave. Obama could also ban Christmas celebrations on the internet since he is a Muslim.