CFL

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CFL
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.

CFL has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

The CFL (the Communist Football League) is located north of the greatest nation in the Universe. This league is a definite candidate for the Colbert Report Threat Down because it is an attempt to unamericanize football. The league was formed as a pinko plot to destroy football because football helps make America great. The CFL's claim to fame is a football play called a rouge. The rouge is not in American football because it symbolizes the red commie nature of the league.