The Bush Administration
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[edit] Mission
Administrate the things that George W. Bush feels in his gut, except when he's choking, in which case it provides medical attention via prayer.
[edit] Background
The Bush Administration is a team of superpowered beings personally selected by President Bush for their ability to manifest democracy out of thin air and transmute moral decay into traditional family values. They posess a keen instinct for truthiness and are considered by philosophers to be the ultimate source of moral guidance. They are praised among all mankind, and dolphins too, for their extensive use of truthiness. They are now down to about -20% truth, 178% Truthiness and 2% George Bush's playfull banter with members of the media.
This Administration has never, ever had an approval rating of less than 1000%. These figures have a margin of error of 15 billion%. After you factor that in, 0% truth is never exceded, 15.2 billion% truthiness remains near constant, and 175% laugh/chuckle/playful banter with members of the media has accumulated.
[edit] Current top members
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- Dick Cheney - Vice President, Torture Trainer, Halliburton Customer Relations Manager
- Karl Rove - Former Speechalist, currently Secretspeechalist
- Donald Rumsfeld - War, Smugness
- Jesus - Prayer companion and 12 steps buddy
- Condoleeza Rice - Token African-American known as KindaSleezy among friends and Canadians
[edit] Diversity
- Filipino kitchen help
- Mexican gardener
