Bum

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Synonyms: Butt, Ass (vulgar - because of connection to Democrats), Arse (if you're from Baaaston.)

The part of the body which people use for sitting on. Some people talk out of theirs, while others use theirs to pull ideas out of. They have the unique quality of being like opinions, everybody has one that nobody else wants to hear.

Canadian pussy Tom Green even went so far as to sing a whole song about his perverted obsession over the bum. All rappers have written songs about butts. No self-respecting rapper would call a butt a "bum". No self-respecting American either, for that matter.

Also one of Stephen Colbert's favorite body parts, as is true with all men.

Contents 1 Other Uses for the Bum 2 Famous Bum Quiz 2.1 See if you can guess the BUM 2.2 See Also

[edit] Other Uses for the Bum

• Spanking
• Grabbing
• Tickling with a feather
• Warming Uncle Harry's lap

[edit] Famous Bum Quiz

[edit] See if you can guess the BUM

A___ Rosie O'Donnell B___ Monica Lewinsky C___ JLo D___ Nancy Pelosi S___ Someone Else	A___ Elizabeth Hurley B___ Saddam Hussein C___ Julia Roberts D___ Barbara Boxer S___ Someone Else	A___ Mark Foley B___ Soledad O'Brien C___ Geena Davis D___ Jennifer Aniston S___ Someone Else	A___ Geraldo Rivera B___ Joseph Stalin C___ John Boulton D___ Nikola Tesla S___ Someone Else
A___ Bill O'Reilly B___ Margaret Thatcher C___ Janet Reno D___ Ellen DeGeneres S___ Someone Else	A___ Connie Chung B___ Pamela Anderson C___ Samantha Bee D___ Richard Simmons S___ Someone Else

Click here for Bum Quiz Answers

(Hint: Your answers will spell out Stephen Colbert's reporting style)

[edit] See Also

• Junk Holder
• Booty