Bum
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Synonyms: Butt, Ass (vulgar - because of connection to Democrats), Arse (if you're from The land where they call potato chips, crisps.)
The part of the body which people use for sitting on. Some people talk out of theirs, while others use theirs to pull ideas out of. They have the unique quality of being like opinions, everybody has one that nobody else wants to hear.



Added by Alethic Logic


Added by Alethic LogicCanadian pussy Tom Green even went so far as to sing a whole song about his perverted obsession over the bum. All rappers have written songs about butts. No self-respecting rapper would call a butt a "bum". No self-respecting American either, for that matter.
Also one of Stephen Colbert's favorite body parts, as is true with all men.
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Other Uses for the Bum
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- Spanking
- Grabbing
- Tickling with a feather
- Warming Uncle Harry's lap
Famous Bum Quiz
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See if you can guess the BUM
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B___ Monica Lewinsky
C___ JLo
D___ Nancy Pelosi
S___ Someone Else
B___ Saddam Hussein
C___ Julia Roberts
D___ Barbara Boxer
S___ Someone Else
B___ Soledad O'Brien
C___ Geena Davis
D___ Jennifer Aniston
S___ Someone Else
B___ Joseph Stalin
C___ John Boulton
D___ Nikola Tesla
S___ Someone Else
B___ Margaret Thatcher
C___ Janet Reno
D___ Ellen DeGeneres
S___ Someone Else
B___ Pamela Anderson
C___ Samantha Bee
D___ Richard Simmons
S___ Someone Else
Click here for Bum Quiz Answers
(Hint: Your answers will spell out Stephen Colbert's reporting style)

