Brunch

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Hobbit Meals Served

Breakfast Second Breakfast Elevenses Luncheon Afternoon Tea Dinner Supper

non-Hobbit Meals Served

Brunch Lunch Tea-Time

Other Food-related Categories

Full Menu Meals Served Appetizers Beverages Desserts un-American Foods or Beverages

In every society, the definition of meals has not ever to my knowledge included Brunch. That's not to pick on Brunch. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be.

~ Sen. Rick Santorum

Brunch is a hippie knock off of the German Linerchfest, devised to put as little American money in the economy as possible. By combining Breakfast and Lunch, liberals don't have to pay for the two meals, which would give the government more money to make America safe and secure. But, since liberals don't like safety and security, they eat Brunch. It's also a well known fact that many gays engage in this unnatural act.

[edit] Dishes Served in a Typical "Brunch"

• arugula
• baby carrots
• the gayest cheeses available
• whimpy meats like fish or chicken
• tofu