Bruce Springsteen

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Bruce Springsteen is another Blame America First artist who is solely responsible for the existence of poverty in New Jersey. This changed at the 2009 Golden Globe Awards where he beat out Miley Cyrus to win an award. He is also a musician, and has become famous over the years for whining about how God hates New Jersey so much that the entire state is dirt poor. He was won 19 Grammys, an Emmy, an Oscar and two Golden Globes.

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• Unlike Ann Coulter, Bruce hates Soledad O'Brien and other omniracial Americans.