British
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British things are things from the United Kingdom or from Britain, which is part of the United Kingdom. It's rather confusing...but it's British, so what can you expect?
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[edit] Teeth
The British are known for their teeth in the United States, because Americans are thick like that. Only 35.25% of the British have ever heard of an American who knows how to tie their own shoelaces.
The shortest book ever written was about British dentristry.
[edit] Education
The British spell everything right. Well, until those arse faced American came along and jolly well stole our language! And because they're lazy, those blasted Yanks took out all the "u"'s in our beautiful language.
[edit] British Newspapers
British have variety of newspapers; broadsheets, berliner-formats and the tabloids. Here are the Lists of them :
{{1. The Times 2. The Daily Telegraph 3. The Guardian 4. The Independent 5. Daily Mail 6. The Sun 7. Daily Mirror 8. Daily Star 9. Financial Times }}
There are more British National and Local newspapers other than what is on this List.
