Brit Hume

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Brit Hume agrees with Rush,
Muslims are not American!
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!
Brit Hume
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
God Bless America And No Place Else Amen

Brit Hume is the most fair and impartial newsman known. Despite his name, he is neither British nor David Hume. He reports for Fox News. Stephen Colbert relied upon him to release the news of his shooting accident in February 2006.

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Being committed 24x7 to fair and balancedTM reporting, he rarely indulges in personal relations. Though they rarely see each other and do not let it interfere with their professional duties, Stephen Colbert and him happen to be buddies and share a time share in Cabo San Cabo.

When not in Cabo San Cabo, he resides in Washington D.C. with his wife, Kim Schiller Hume. By sheer coincidence, Mrs. Hume is FOX News’ vice president and Washington D.C., bureau chief.

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Brit Hume
is a Truthiness Crusader!
Brit Hume
is a proud employee
of the Greatest Corporation of All--FOX!!!
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