Brazil

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

Hey, where the hell is
Brazil???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

Brazil is a nation of soccer androids sent to own all the other nations in soccer. Brazil is sometimes refferred to as South America's America. Which would then make Argentina their Mexico (not much of a difference) and Suriname, French Guiana, and Guyana their Canada. The similarities between the two countries are amazing. They both have presidents that everyone loves! They both have presidents with disabilities!

Lula got his left pinky chopped by Commie Argentinians!

Famous things that come from Brazil include sugar cane (Brazil's cotton) and coffee (Brazil's super-caffienated cotton), and Supermodels. Brazil is also famous for being America's ally in World War II, where it provided samba dancers for the soldiers and some cooks.

Jesus with his arms open over Rio de Janeiro; some say this is because he's being robbed

However, Brazil is most famous for loving Jesus. Every year a holy ceremony is celebrated for a week in Brazilian cities called Carnaval: the holy Catholic week of partying and sex for Jesus. They also have a big statue of Jesus in Rio. All the babies that result from this week are called "Jesus babies". Jesus was a Jesus baby.

Brazil's capital is Brazilia, though many geographers still place its capital in Buenos Aires. Most Brazilians have a funny way of spelling Brazil: with an "s". Most linguists think that's because Brazilians don't know how to spell, just like the Portuguese who invented their country...no respect for that old rule, "i" before "e" except after "c".

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Brazil now has more black people than white people. Don't worry though the majority of them are under 5 and won't survive to adulthood due to their parents being to poor to afford kids in the first place. Hey this is what Jesus wanted.

Now lets all thank the pope for his forbiding birth control and it's wonderful results.