Like,
Brad Pitt
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.

Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Brad Pitt
is all Girlieman.

Brad Pitt
looks good in anything,
but looks hot in drag, baby!!

Don't be too mean,
Brad Pitt
is a registered Pussy.

Brad Pitt is a member of the Homo Sapien Sapien species known for his dorky looks and incredible rock-like stupidity.

He has a somewhat average sized penis when flaccid, as evidenced by nude paparazzi photographs taken of him and then-girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow, a fellow attractive idiot.

He played a European or a retard in the movie Snatch. His most recent film is Babel, in which he acts like a grey haired concerned person.

Originally from Missouri, he's now living God knows where, but you can bet they have a lot of Hate America Firsters there.

FactoidsEdit

• Had his Canadian vacation home ransacked by bears looking for photos to sell to the tabloids.
• Current food source for succubus Angelina Jolie
• Warning: If you think his looks are overrated then your not alone! He was voted "smelliest celebrity Alive" in 2006 because of a chronic B.O problem. And he is known to have really bad skin problems.
• denies any knowledge of Oetzi's demise

See AlsoEdit

• George Clooney
• Angelina Jolie