Bowtie Pasta

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un-American Foods or Beverages

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Bowtie Pasta, also known as neatly tied fascism, was created by Mussolini in the 1930s in hopes that a food could turn Americans into traitors.

After many tests, Dr. Stephen Colbert concluded that Bowtie Pasta is patently un-American, and is thus dead to him. Nevertheless, Italy continues to eat it in defiance of American resolve.

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Dead to me

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