Book burning is a practice used by good Christians who come across a work that is offensive to America. To have a good old fashioned Book Burning, all you need is the following:

• One Holy Fire
• One Satanic text.
• A few heathens...just for fun.

Start the Holy Fire, then chuck in the heathens, followed by the evil book. Don't forget to bring lawn chairs, and juice boxes for the children.

Recommended BurningsEdit

• The Talmud
• The Qur'an
• Fahrenheit 451
• Any Science textbook
• The Berenstain Bears
• The 9/11 Commission Report
• The New York Times facts section
• Any Dusty Copy of The Warren Commission Report
• Frank Rich's The Greatest Story Ever Sold, buy it to support Frank Rich but then burn it, don't read it.
• Iraq Study Group Findings
• The Communist Manifesto