Bob Jones University
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The greatest thinking institution of all time. BJU was Founded by Bob Jones, Sr. in 1AD, promptly after Jesus died, it was used to combat the Romans, Satanists, Bears, and Liberals. Jesus personally thanks Bob Jones for his commitment to Freedom.
As Bob Jones, Sr. said,
| "I would rather see a saloon on every corner than a Catholic in the White House. I would rather see a n****r as president."
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Dr. Bob recognized that the Bible establishes a pecking order, with God on top and everyone else writhing sinfully underneath. So it's important for the True Christian™ to know that saloons and n****rs rank higher than Catholics in the divine hierarchy. (Please See: True Christian™ Hierarchy)
Bob Jones University recognizes that the only thing lower in God's eyes than Catholics is The Gays. To emphasize that marriage is between one man and one woman, the university has twice endorsed the Bush-Dick presidential ticket.
In 2000, Bob Jones University abolished its ban on interracial dating, proudly joining the 20th century just as it passed into the history books.
Yet, the university also keeps tradition alive: a dormitory is named in honor of Bibb Graves, former Governor of Alabama and Grand Dragon of the Alabama Ku Klux Klan.
Former students include:
