Blue Dog
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The Blue Dog Party is a confusing/frightening amalgamation of erstwhile Republicrats who want so badly to get (re-)elected that they live their political lives in a constant balancing act, trying to manage both social issues and fiscal responsibilities. Blue Dogs are very, very sad political animals. Their weekly "Blue Dog Party Party" is not much fun, either, especially since Rahm Emanuel usually comes by just when it starts to get good and tells everyone to turn the music down.
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[edit] Current Blue Dog Party Members
[edit] Bluer Dogs, Class of 2009
Senate members roll call
- Evan Bayh of Indiana
- Tom Carper of Delaware
- Blanche Lincoln of Arkansas
- these three senators are members of Third Way, a progressive Democratic policy group
- Mark Udall of Colorado
- Michael Bennet of Colorado
- Mark Begich of Alaska
- Kay Hagan of North Carolina
- Herb Kohl of Wisconsin
- Mary Landrieu of Louisiana
- Joe Lieberman of Connecticut
- Claire McCaskill of Missouri
- Ben Nelson of Nebraska
- Bill Nelson of Florida
- Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire
- Mark Warner of Virginia
[edit] Inspiration for the Blue Dog Mascot
A bastard of an animal. A satanic, sick, unspeakable hybrid of the ass of an ass and the frontal portion of an elephant. Most of its time will be spent wandering the land, tempted to end its own life in an effort to free the world of one more donkey. Ironically, it is unable to fulfill that task because its donkey balls lack the testicular fortitude to either do what's right for their party or what's right for their country.
[edit] See Also
- Rahm Emanuel: Blue Dog Catcher
- Harold Ford, Jr.: Lost Blue Dog
[edit] External Links
- Blue Dogs in the House
- The Blue Dogs' own underdeveloped website
- Blue Dog against Socialized Medicine
  This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah. | ||||||||||
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