Refers to when a person has heard of, but does not watch or follow anything Stephen Colbert does. Blasphemy is also related to being sacrilegious in relation to Jesus, BVM, God, or anything holy relevant to the Christian religion. Here is a list of common blasphemers:

• Hillary Clinton
• Bill Clinton
• Al Franken
• Democrats
• The Baby Satan
• The Baby Muhammed
• Liberals
• Atheists
• Unitarians
• Godless heathens
• Hippies
• Denis Leary
• JFK
• The rest of the Kennedy family
• Pepsi
• Brian Flemming (he's the worst)

Among others. Feel free to add to the list.

Blasphemy is commonly punished with slaps to the face, pioneered by anti-blasphemy activist Dr. Henry Jones.

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Blasphemy
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"Blasphemy"
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