After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of
Black Eyed Peas

Black Eyed Peas (peasius opticula acerbus) is a highly infectous disease found most commonly in people who listen to the Hippity-hop. The most common symptoms are making videos for Barack Hussein Obama and the insatiable desire for unattractive, untalented white women.

Most vulnerable areasEdit

• Your humps
• Your lovely lady lumps
• All that junk up in your trunk