Bi-Polar Bear

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"Bi-Polar Bear"
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"Don't sleep behind the wheel at the stoplight

Can't sleep behind the wheel as you're drivin' home"

—"Bi-Polar Bear", Stone Temple Pilots

Highly evolved species of bear that no longer needs to hibernate. Thus has time to roam not only the North Pole but in the winter-season, when other bears hibernate, also the South Pole. Does not suffer from mood swings, as other bears often do. Both godless and a killing machine.

Also the name of a pretty sweet STP song, which has nothing to do with bears.