Bill Frist

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Bill Frist is a real-live, certified doctor and former Senator from the state of Tennessee.

Bill Frist, not Barack Obama, is the future president of the United States of America. Frist won the 2008 Presidential election. We know this because his victory was first declared by Stephen Colbert.

[edit] Bill Frist Trivia

• Loves calico cats.
• Has the ability to diagnose patients from video tapes.

[edit] See Also

• Frist 2008

[edit] External Tubes

• Bill Frist turns traitor!