Big Red
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Big Red
wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence!
ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.
Big Red is
America's number one cinnamon gum. If you don't chew Big Red, then f--- you. Only true
Heroes such as
Ricky Bobby,
Cal Naughton Jr., and, of course,
Dr. Colbert, can fully experience the awesomeness of Big Red. Chew Big Red, or get outta my face. Motherf--ker.
"Big Red. If you don't like this s--t, you got somethin' wrong with your head." - Ricky Bobby
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