Big Bang

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The Big Bang occurred when:

1. Two membranes collided
2. A vacuum fluctuation caused a really big explosion in empty space
3. RUSH was formed when Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Peart decided to form a band
4. Time began when Morris Day and the Time's 'Jungle Love' was blared over a loudspeaker in Mankato, Minnesota

[edit] Origin Of The "Theory"

[edit] God's Opinion On The Subject

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