Betty Bowers

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Mrs. Betty Bowers, the Worlds best Christian! She is a member of God's favorite Protestant Church, Landover Baptist Church. Known for her Godly ministries B.I.T.C.H. (Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers) and B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals). Mrs. Bowers is the quintessential Christian lady and favored by Jesus! She has her own website where she posts her interviews with heathens and harlots, so no one has to speak to them.

Contents 1 How Close Betty Is To Jesus 2 People's Mrs. Bower's Better Than 3 Things Betty Likes 4 Things Betty Hates 5 The Work Betty Does For God 5.1 B.I.T.C.H. 5.2 B.A.S.H. 5.3 T.R.A.S.H.

[edit] How Close Betty Is To Jesus

• he brings back people from the dead, so Mrs. Bowers can have the last word.

[edit] People's Mrs. Bower's Better Than

All fall short of Mrs. Bowers' glory! She even had Jesus as her running mate for President!

[edit] Things Betty Likes

Whatever Jesus likes.

[edit] Things Betty Hates

Whatever Jesus hates.

[edit] The Work Betty Does For God

[edit] B.I.T.C.H.

See main article Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers

[edit] B.A.S.H.

See main article Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals

[edit] T.R.A.S.H.

Traditional Families Raging Against Sluts and Homos