|"You're Going Straight to Hell" by Betty Bowers(02:14)|
Mrs. Betty Bowers, the Worlds best Christian! She is a member of God's favorite Protestant Church, Landover Baptist Church. Known for her Godly ministries B.I.T.C.H. (Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers) and B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals). Mrs. Bowers is the quintessential Christian lady and favored by Jesus! She has her own website where she posts her interviews with heathens and harlots, so no one has to speak to them.
How Close Betty Is To JesusEdit
- he brings back people from the dead, so Mrs. Bowers can have the last word.
- Jesus worships Betty Bowers.
People's Mrs. Bower's Better ThanEdit
|Betty Bowers & Jesus Announce Their Candidacy!(04:15)|
All fall short of Mrs. Bowers' glory! She even had Jesus as her running mate for President!
Things Betty LikesEdit
Whatever Jesus likes.
Things Betty HatesEdit
Whatever Jesus hates.
The Work Betty Does For GodEdit
See main article Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers
See main article Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals
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