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"Beppo"
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Beppo is God's pet chimp, and proof of the theory of Intelligent Design. All chimps are intelligently designed in Beppo's image.

Beppo in the BibleEdit

• In Exodus, Beppo caused an Egyptian plague by knocking over a jar of locusts on God's throne and letting the swarm over Egypt.

And The Lord said unto Moses, "Go in unto Pharaoh for I have hardened his heart that I may show these my signs before him." And then did Beppo knock over the jar of locusts. And The Lord did cry, "Beppo!!" And Beppo did eat his top-hat in shame.

~ The Holy Bible, Exodus 10:1

Beppo V. Oliver: The Case for Intelligent DesignEdit

Recently, certain members of the cult of science have decreed that chimps are actually more "evolved" than humans. These slide-rule wielding blasphemers claim that when chimps and humans "branched off" into separate species from a common ancestor, we stopped "evolving" while the chimps continued to evolve. Of course, as demanded by their dogma, the scientists have attempted to cover up the stronger alternative of intelligent design. Clearly, the more plausible (and correct) explanation is that God designed humans in His own image while chimps were designed in Beppo's image.