Benazir Bhutto's assassin

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The following is is a rough draft of what Joe Scarborough was going to say about Benazir Bhutto's assassin:

The creature who assassinated Benazir Bhutto was a small dicked jerk whose crack-whore mother deserted him when she realized what a ugly little shit bag he was.

He spend his childhood paying old men to let him rim them and to make money for this he sucked off donkeys in public for quarters.

After years of suffering from donkey herpies he decided to end his existance by blowing himself up and killing someone who not only reminded him of all the women who had turned him down (he never got pussy in his life) but someone who's life had mattered.