Ben Affleck is an actress currently working in the bowels of Hollywood.
See Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck hates America.
Hate, hate, hate.
No one knows why Ben Affleck hates America, but he does.
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Ben Affleck is gay.
Swish, swish, swish.
No one knows why Ben Affleck is gay, but he is.
Why does Ben Affleck hate our troops?
It is obvious Ben Affleck is very happy. No one questions it, so it must be true. He loves America.. and that brings us to our next subject.
Ben Affleck hates America. This is obvious. Ben Affleck also hates everything good and wise in the world. Like Big Mac's. What a 'hater'! Can one Hollywood-liberal who hates our troops really give that much aid and comfort to our enemies? He intentionlly acted terribly in the movie Pearl Harbor so no one would like it
One Hollywood-liberal who hates our troops really can give that much aid and comfort to our enemies.
Bear Terrorist? Edit
Has he been responsible for attempted terrorism on America with an army of Lovers of Immoral Bears — or LiBs?
Yes Again Edit
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- Wanted: The Perfect Guy (1986) (TV) .... Danny Coleman
- Hands of a Stranger (1987) (TV) .... Billy Hearn
- School Ties (1992) .... Chesty Smith
- Dazed and Confused (1993) .... Fred O'Bannion
- Mallrats (1995) .... Shannon Hamilton
- Chasing Amy (1997) .... Holden McNeil
- Good Will Hunting (1997) .... Chuckie Sullivan
- Armageddon (1998) .... A.J. Frost
- Shakespeare in Love (1998) .... Ned Alleyn
- 200 Cigarettes (1999) .... Bartender
- Forces of Nature (1999) .... Ben Holmes
- Dogma (1999) .... Bartleby
- Boiler Room (2000) .... Jim Young
- Reindeer Games (2000) .... Rudy Duncan
- Pearl Harbor (2001) .... Capt. Rafe McCawley
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) .... Holden McNeil/Himself
- Changing Lanes (2002) .... Gavin Banek
- The Sum of All Bears (2002) .... Jack Ryan-Wildlife Terrorist
- The Third Wheel (2002) .... Michael
- Daredevil (2003) .... Matt Murdock/Daredevil
- Gigli (2003) .... Larry Gigli
- Paycheck (2003) .... Michael Jennings
- Jersey Girl (2004) .... Ollie Trinke
- Surviving Christmas (2004) .... Drew Latham
- Clerks II (2006) .... Gawking Guy
- Desperately Seeking Sodom (2006) .... Man #4
- Hollywoodland (2006) .... George Reeves/Superman/Suicidal Pinko