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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS!?
Beef Jerky
has nothing to do with Dr. Colbert! Fix it, or it will be Dead To Me and Stephen!
Discuss why Beef Jerky should not be deleted here.

OH. MY. GOD. Beef jerky is quite possibly the greatest thing known to man. It is dried slices of beef, low in fat, high in flavor, and very very very satisfyingly proteiny.

To all the vegetarians who read this and denounce meat as "evil" and eating animals as "cruel", think about this: If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them taste so good?

Best Beef Jerky Brands include:

  • JACK LINKS
  • OH BOY OBERTO
  • PEMMICAN
  • SLIM JIM
  • Wal-Mart (Great Value)

Page will be updated as new information is found. Otherwise, keep chewing. mmmmmm You can almost hear it moo with pleasure.

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