Beatnik (noun)

1. Half-hippie, half-blues musician, a beatnik is a commie wannabe with style. They sport goatees, berets, sunglasses, bongos, and striped shirts. They are known to recite poetry in coffee shops, a.k.a. "Cafés."

Beatniks are somehow American and Un-American at the same time. Hypocrites.

See Also: Czech Republic

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Beatnik has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

Don't Fake the Funk!

Rush says Beatnik

is shamelessly boogie-worthy.