Bear Watchers
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Most of the liberal media will have a special section for sports or comics, but they always seem to forget to include bear sightings in their coverage, severely handicapping America's defenses against these godless killing machines.
Wikiality.com vows from this day forward to keep you abreast of all bear sightings, where ever they may be.
All members of Wikiality.com's Bear Watchers Club get a fancy "Bear Watchers" userbox for their userpage.
Help Stephen protect America from these godless killing machines by adding Bear Sightings below. Remember, the balls you save could be your own.
[edit] Bear Sightings
- Bear betrays terrorists
- Granny fights of Rapist Bear
- Activist Judge protects Godless Killing Machines
- HELP! Bearrorists establishes new fortress of evil in Colorado!
- Bear Burglary on the rise in Colorado Aspen. Wealthy Americans fearful of loosing material possessions
- Bearrorist escapes from Guantanamo Prison! Threat Alert Brown!
- Prescott Group starts "Bear Summit": Recommends to bring own gun for self defense.
- Sarah Palin Joins Bear Watch!
- Colorado Bear invades Home and brutally murders family!!!! Help! We are being invaded!!
- Bear Mauls Park Employee! (And Montana has a "drive-thru" bear park! Montana, you're just making it easy for the bears!)
- Sign of the Apocalypse - Military develops robotic BEARs to put help put wounded soldiers out of their misery.
- Godless Killing Care Bears - Tree huggers close gap between gay bears and grizzlies by dying them all the colors of the rainbow.
- Bear Bears the Brunt of Global Warming - this is an older one, from January (it's about the myth of Global Warming)
- Sandy Woman Hurt In Black Bear Encounter - Oregon AND bears. You know that pot is probably involved somehow.
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